smoochymonster

listen. i know we all have our hearts set on finding a special someone to smooch tomorrow.

but be careful, kids.

all it takes is one fart to send that special someone running.

just saying.

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oopsymonster

how i intended to spend my super bowl sunday:

how i actually spent my super bowl sunday:

oopsy daisy...

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sinkymonster

when the cat gets trapped in the bathroom while i'm blowdrying my hair she totally spazzes out and hides behind the sink because apparently blowdryers are catdevils or something.

i never really got how her stupid cat brain made her think a sink could protect her from the scary blowdryer monster until my boss started talking about scary work stuff.

now i wish i had a sink to hide behind...

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fartymonster

whenever i'm at work and hear someone fart in the bathroom my first reaction is to giggle and then tweet about it...

...but then i realize that means that everyone can hear when i fart in the bathroom so then i just become grumpy and want to go home.

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