listen. i know we all have our hearts set on finding a special someone to smooch tomorrow.
but be careful, kids.
all it takes is one fart to send that special someone running.
just saying.
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my doodle diary: love me or else
oopsymonster
how i intended to spend my super bowl sunday:
how i actually spent my super bowl sunday:
oopsy daisy...
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sinkymonster
when the cat gets trapped in the bathroom while i'm blowdrying my hair she totally spazzes out and hides behind the sink because apparently blowdryers are catdevils or something.
i never really got how her stupid cat brain made her think a sink could protect her from the scary blowdryer monster until my boss started talking about scary work stuff.
now i wish i had a sink to hide behind...
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fartymonster
whenever i'm at work and hear someone fart in the bathroom my first reaction is to giggle and then tweet about it...
...but then i realize that means that everyone can hear when i fart in the bathroom so then i just become grumpy and want to go home.
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lonelymonster
so my roommate is going on a business trip and that means i have the WHOLE ENTIRE APARTMENT to myself for a few days! that also means that i get to dance around naked and blast loud, heavy music and not get in trouble!!!!
...except i know it really just means that i'll probably cling to the cats for company and maybe turn the tv volume up a little bit to scare off the ghosts...
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crybabymonster
as a general rule, i hate children. particularly when they are crying and screaming and being super gross...
...but every once in a while i can't help but look at that nasty screaming kid and think, "yep. i know how you feel, little dude."
happy monday, friends.
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drinkymonster
megglesmonster to the rescue! she's going to help me get out of the grumps by drinking pina coladas with me tonight so i thought you should all meet her.
^^that's going to be us in a few hours. you can come along too as long as you promise to give me your maraschino cherry!
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grumpymonster
have you ever been so grumpy all you want to do is kick a cat even though you like cats the most?
bc i have...
>:(
margaritamonster
these are my friends, kimimonster and stephymonster.
we are going to make mexican food and margaritas tonight. it will be a party. maybe you'd like to party with us some day!
i'm excited because i finally get to use my maracas. maybe i can play them for you when we party!
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