lonelymonster

so my roommate is going on a business trip and that means i have the WHOLE ENTIRE APARTMENT to myself for a few days! that also means that i get to dance around naked and blast loud, heavy music and not get in trouble!!!!

...except i know it really just means that i'll probably cling to the cats for company and maybe turn the tv volume up a little bit to scare off the ghosts...

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crybabymonster

as a general rule, i hate children. particularly when they are crying and screaming and being super gross...

...but every once in a while i can't help but look at that nasty screaming kid and think, "yep. i know how you feel, little dude."

happy monday, friends.

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drinkymonster

megglesmonster to the rescue! she's going to help me get out of the grumps by drinking pina coladas with me tonight so i thought you should all meet her.

^^that's going to be us in a few hours. you can come along too as long as you promise to give me your maraschino cherry!

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grumpymonster

have you ever been so grumpy all you want to do is kick a cat even though you like cats the most?

bc i have...

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margaritamonster

 these are my friends, kimimonster and stephymonster.

we are going to make mexican food and margaritas tonight. it will be a party. maybe you'd like to party with us some day!

i'm excited because i finally get to use my maracas. maybe i can play them for you when we party!

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anniemonster

hi! this is me, anniemonster. let's be best friends now because i love you!

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